PUPPETMASTAZ - NEWS OF THE WEEK!

[CROUCHOLINA]

Hey Friends! Croucholina here now! Here comes that new mind-boggling much sought-after NEWSLETTER! From me to you!

"Takeover" documentary PUPPETMASTAZ
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First i have to tell you something! SNEAKERBOOTS (technical crew of the puppetmastaz) are starting to get extremly annoying now. Here is something that Mister Maloke wants me to tell you: „I watched you, Sneakerboot! One of you guys bendet the earpiece of snuggles glasses on purpose !“
SO! From now on: PUPPETMASTAZ VERSUS SNEAKERBOOTS! BEEF! It's official!

After i had some trouble in finding out what Blake Worell actually does this weeks at one of his side-projects (check out is myspace site for dates, as i'm SICK of asking now) i have to say: whatever!

I asked Ryno about this: Hey, Ryno, do you know what that guy's shows are about. Ryno answered: „Well, weather ist very fine, a little fresh, don't you think...“ I asked again: „Well. Ryno... i'm just asking myself what are your friend shows about? Just in case you didn't understand...“ And Ryno: „Well... do you actually think that galactic milky-way up there is with or without lactose?“ And me again: „DAMNHELLMAN! Ryno... what is happening oin this show dates!“ But he again: „Oh my god! Girls! If you know just one, you know all of them....!“
So i finally decided: GOSH DARN IT!!!! Find out on your own, dear friends. Damn Newsletter, i sometimes feel like i wouldn't write it if i wouldn't get that much money!

Next our friend Max Turner also released a new Album! Buy it as they don't earn that much money by working for the Puppetmastaz (it's very very very good, by the way)
http://www.emusic.com/album/Max-Turner-The-Purple-Pro-MP3-Download/10976552.html / http://metabooty.com/

As you now our new Album THE TAKEOVER will be out soon*... We made a documentary film about THE TAKOVER that will be shown on Festival Mediterranée de Montpellier at 14th, October... anyone how can not make it to Montpellier can watch that little movie here: www.dailymotion.com/puppetmastazoriginal


Oh, and did i mention it before: Dream-Date-Ken and me... finally fell in love! Seems like we are made for each other! Check out www.Puppetcommunity.com....
I think he truely loves me from the bottom his heart. He sounds so honest and sincere! http://www.puppetcommunity.com/profile/CROUCHOLINA as Sigmund Che Buzz, the rat, just needed some EGO BOOST! PAH!!!
(Btw: Puppetcommunity is getting bigger and bigger every day! We have a mummy, lots of rats, puppets from asia, Alex Strang and his Puppet-Karaoke-Creatures ... )

And now something for puppets and humans:
We are looking for a new exeptional t-shirt design. If you have any dazzling ideas send them to Doga Dacoda:
[e-mail]!!! DEADLINE: 20th November 2008

Finally I'm just telling you all release-dates of the new album:

switzerland: 27-10-2008
belgium: 30-10-2008
austria: 14-11-2008
germany: 14-11-2008
all tourdates on our website: www.puppetmastaz.com
(tickets are available now!!!)

NEXT EVENT WITH THESE SNEAKERBOOTS:

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Hi, Croucholina! It's Dr.Flesh, at last this blue-haired punk(you know whom I mean) is gone somewhere and I can look around the puppet community. Don't know what really happened here, but Sigmund seems to plan some strange staff again(just to warn you, though he is not a great talker, he is quite annoying sometimes and a bit dangerous too)

These Sneakerboots doesn't seem very nice, hope you don't pay them too much for thier work?! Suppose, you should stop paying them at all, humans work much better without money, I know that from my own experience. This girl, A.T., who works for us, she doesn't get a single cent! And sometimes we even keep her to starve a bit, stealing food from her fridge. Just get your humans in some hard circumstances, and they'll become nice like pets;-)
ohh, by the way, A.T. wanted to ask you about this t-shirt design, should it be something with Puppetmastaz?

ok, enough about humans, there is something Pa Alfonso wanted to ask you too, he wanted to invite you to take a part in our october-contest, he means it would be nice to have at least one real top-model and not only some weirdos, who just think that they look good(well, just have a look at our last blog)

best wishes and good luck in fighting with your humans,
Dr.Flesh